A bumper post! A day (last Sunday) in the life of my inbox.
First message of the day sets the tone.
BUT WHAT KIND OF FUN COULD YOU POSSIBLY MEAN
There is somewhat of a theme to messages in the early hours
Swept off my feet.
Oh well if you’re only going to look at pictures of ME naked, then I’m charmed, let me get the camera.
His profile, by the way, says he’s “open to being a Sugar Daddy if appropriate.”
I’m not bothered, I’m just…bored. So bored.
I have this great long profile where I write about myself, what I’m interested in, make a few jokes…but I’m SEXY, and that’s the important thing
I’M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T COPY AND PASTE THE SAME BORING MESSAGE, FOR A START.
So you all keep telling me.
I feel pretty vindicated in my decision to fade out of this conversation months earlier when he started getting a bit intense.
Cool story, bro.
Mexico! Why are you messaging me from Mexico?
Pretty jaded with online dating tbh.
Not everyone is ridiculous, but this is genuinely the ratio of dross to normality.
Thank you and goodnight.